Friday, February 22, 2008

Prime.

Russell Crowe is the ultimate. He was a perfect punk fantasy in Romper Stomper, the romantic warrior stud in Gladiator and so tortured, handsome and well groomed in Beautiful Mind. And now... So much better in real life! Everyone knows men get hotter with age, but this is proof that older men also look better with weight. Russell looks healthy, gentle, kind, content and fucking sexy. God damn, it turns me on.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Fashion vs Clothes.

Fashion is made in the US, UK, [Japan,] Italy and France. Clothes are made in China.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Fat American.

So, I passed my final test. My friends in Sweden were the last to see me as my new self. I was more uneasy about what they would think than anyone else including my family. Most people in Stockholm are so fit, stylish and beautiful. What happened was remarkable. They certainly gave me the polite look over, but they became almost more attentive then ever. Flirtations intensified with my favorite Swedes and an acquaintance who was usually aloof became a friend and a crush. I weigh 104 kilos and Acne in XL fits me perfectly. I'm quite happy.